Hikaru x Reader x Kaoru
“A Host Club?” You asked, eyeing them all strangely. “Why, yes!~ We were founded and made for one purpose!~” The tall blond one said. He walked up to you and tilted your head up to look at him. “To entertain and make every girl happy!~” He purred in a sexy tone(lol I did that for all yall Tamiki fans!), then made a dashing smile. “So basically, you guys just flirt around with girls…freaking manwhores..” You said flatly, grumbling the last part. He let out an ungodly screech and fell to the ground crying his eyes out. “MOMMY!!!! MAKE THE MEAN GIRL TAKE IT BACK!!!!” He wailed. You saw on the guys with glasses sigh annoyedly and pushed his glasses up his nose. “She is obligated to her own opinion…” He mumbled. The blond one kept sobbing then went to his ‘emo corner’. You started to feel a little bad. “Eh…hey I’m sorry I probably shouldn’t of said that..” You said, rubbing the back of your neck. You felt a little tug on your dress, and you looked down. “Don’t worry Missy! He gets like this all the time and snaps out of it quick!~” Said the little blond boy cheerfully. You stared at him for a moment, then squealed. “OHMIGAAAAAWD!!! SOO CUTE!~~~” You squealed, picking him up and hugging him like a teddy bear. He smiled big and hugged back. “What’s your name?” You asked him, putting him down. “I’m Mitsukuni Haninozuka! But my friends call me Honey!” He said happily, bouncing a little. Then he held up a little light pink stuffed rabbit. “And this is Usa-chan!! Wanna hold him!” He asked excitedly, holding it up more for her. She smiled and nodded. “It’s adorable!” You said, holding the little bunny then giving it back to Honey. He laughed and hugged his little friend tightly. Then, out of nowhere, the tall blond one grabs you and flings you onto the couch and growls at Honey. “Honey, stop it!!” He hissed at the little boy. “W-what’d I do?” Honey said, sniffling a little, his big brown eyes almost made you want to cry to. “Stop messing around with her!! She isn’t even a costumer yet!!” He yelled. “Oh I see…~” “Yeah, looks like boss is a little jealous..~~” You heard the two twin boys say, smirking at each other. “YOU TWO SHUT UP!!” The blond shrieked at them. “Um…question?” You said softly, hoping you weren’t intruding any sort of turmoil between this club.
“Yes, my darling?~” The tall blond said, plopping right next to you and putting on a dashing smirk. “Who are you?” You asked. He let out a dramatic gasp and fell back onto the couch with the back of his hand on his forehead. “MOMMY HELP!!!” “What is it now?” You heard the one with glasses ask, sounding more irritated. “SHE DOESN’T KNOW WHO I AM!!” “She hasn’t even been here for a day Tamaki so relax..” “WHAAA!” “These people have issues…especially him..” You thought to yourself. “Can I at least get a name?” you asked, really irritated with obnoxious blond. And like Honey said, he snapped out of it quickly and went back to a dashing smirk. “I am Tamaki Suou, my dear~” He said, gently taking your hand in his and kissing it gently, which of course you did blush a little at this. “And who might you be?~” He asked. “I’m (f/n) of the (l/n) family.” You stated. “W-wow…really..!?” He exclaimed. “Your father is very productive in business. He is very well known for his-” “Okay whoa whoa how did you know that!?” You exclaimed at the boy with glasses. He looked up from his clipboard and merely smiled. “Your father has done business with mine for the past 7 years. So why wouldn’t I?” He said, with a smug smile, like he knew EVERYTHING. You huffed. “I don’t really care much for my dad…” You said plainly, crossing your arms and leaning back onto the soft couch. “Why not?” You heard the twins say in unison. “He hates me. And I hate him. Simple as that.” You stated. “But why?” Honey said, sitting next to you. You sighed sadly. “It’s a long story. And defiantly not one I am comfortable to tell.” You said looking down at your little white-gloved hands. “Anyways, I still didn’t get everyone’s name!” You said. “Oh right! We-” “We can introduce ourselves boss.” The twins said in unison. They kicked him off the couch, sending him flying towards the wall and crashed right into it. “Uh..” You said, staring at the poor blond on the floor. “Don’t worry-” “About him!” They said, the other finished the ones sentence. “O-kay?” You said. “I’m Hikaru!” The twin to your right said. “And I’m Kaoru!” The one to your left said. You smiled and giggled. “Pleased to meet you!” They said in unison, wrapping you up in a giant hug. You blushed a little but let them. You had to admit they were kinda cute. “Say, Hikaru!” “What is it Kaoru?” “Let’s play a game with (y/n)!” Kaoru said, with a little devilish grin. “Yeeeah…!” Hikaru said, with the same devilish grin. “Um…what is it?” You asked, a little nervous, considering you didn’t know them well and those smiles of theirs’ were just creeping you out. “No!” Tamaki said, lunging at you all out of nowhere. “Aww c’mon boss..-” “We’re just having a little fun!” Hikaru said, acting innocent but had a sly smile. “NO DADDY WON’T ALLOW IT!!” “U-um I think I’ll just lea-” “NO WAIT!” Tamaki said, pouncing onto you before you could reach the doorknob. Tamaki accidently toppled you and you fell back onto the floor….and he was on top of you. The twins bursted out laughing, and the others were staring with twitching eyes. Tamaki went pail and his eyes shrinked.
You just started up at him with the same face. “WHAAA!!! I’M SO SORRY!!!!” Tamaki yelled, his face beet red as he ran around the big room wailing and flailing his arms everywhere. “Tamaki it’s fine I know you didn’t mean it!” You said, trying to calm him down while he kept making circle around the room. “WHAT KIND OF GENTLEMAN AM I!?!” He cried out as he kept running. The one with glasses sighed annoyedly and walked up to you. “I am sorry about this.” He said, looking down at you. “Oh it’s fine!” You said, smiling a little. “I am Kyoya Ootori by the way.” He said, extending his hand. You smiled and shook it, but instead he gently kissed your hand to, and you blushed. “This is Takashi Morinozuka. But we call him Mori.” Kyoya said, pointing to the really tall silent boy. You smiled and waved a little. “Hi Mori!” You said happily. He grunted and nodded in your direction with a teeney tiny smile. “He doesn’t talk much. Or at all for that matter.” Kyoya said, looking back at his clipboard and scribbled down stuff. “Kyoya I have a question.” “Yes?” “What exactly does the Host Club do?” “Well, it’s mostly abo-” “I AM SO GLAD YOU ASKED, LOVE!” Tamaki shouted excitedly. “Wait…wasn’t he just crying in his emo corner?” You asked yourself. But then you remembered again what Honey said. “The host club is about entertaining girls with our graceful and elegant charm! Mori is the strong silent type~, Honey the Loli-shōta type~, Kyoya the cool type~, Hikaru and Kaoru are the mischievous and little devil type~ Haruhi the natural type~, and I am the prince type~” He said, giving you ANOTHER dashing smirk which started to get on your nerves. “That’s nice…but it still doesn’t answer my question though.” “Hm?” “Like, besides that, what else do you do? Like activity wise.” “We have cosplaying days were we all dress up in a theme!” Honey said. “Really!? That sounds awesome!” You said. “You should cosplay with us sometime!” “Well, sure maybe-” “Hey she can’t cosplay with us!” The twins said in unison. You put your hands on your hips and huffed. “And why not?” “Because you’re a girl” They said, both crossing their arms and acting like total boys. You rolled your eyes and felt a hand on your shoulder and you turned. “Heh. Don’t worry about them. Their just complete morons sometimes.” The girl-ish looking boy said. The twins gawked and cried and went to their emo corner. “You must me Haruhi!” You said smiling. He laughed and nodded. “Yep! That’s me!” He said smiling, rubbing the back of his neck. . (Okay a little note here, you don’t know she’s a girl yet so I’m just going to be using he and him okay? But after you do find out I’ll use she and her kay?) You smiled back, then you felt breathing down your neck and turned to see a mad and obvious jealous blond behind you. “Oh..hey tamak-” “WHAT’D YOU THINK YOU DOING!? FLIRTING WITH MY HARUHI!?!?” He yelled. “Wait, hold on I’m not flirting! And what do you mean, ‘your’ Haruhi?? Wait..are you guys dating????” You asked a little astonished. “Well, this does explain why Haruhi acts a little girlish..” You thought to yourself. Haruhi was beet red, and so was Tamaki. “N-no we aren’t!” Haruhi stammered. “You’re not? Then-” Before you could finish, Haruhi pulled you to the side. “Look, I’m gonna tell you a secret, okay?” He said, getting rid of his blush. “Sure Haruhi what is it?” “I’m actually a girl..” “W-wha…???” She giggled nervously and scratched the back of her head. “Yep!” She replied. You gawked a little bit in shock and astonishment. “But..if you’re a girl..why are you dressed like a guy?” You asked. She shrugged and smiled. “Well, I guess you could say I like the feel of them. Besides, I don’t like girl clothes really.” “So, you’re a Tomboy?” “No not exactly. I’m not really into sports, I just like idea of being a guy.” “Oh I see.” You said, understanding. You both looked back over to the boys and Mori-senpi was giving Honey-senpi a piggy-back ride.
Tamaki was hiding behind the couch, glaring at the two of you with pure jealousy. Kyoya was sitting on the couch, writing stuff down on his clipboard, and twins kept staring at you. You thought it was a little strange, but you were new after all so it’s normal. “Well, I’m glad to at least meet a girl!” You said happily. She smiled and nodded. “Yeah same here! Oh and, don’t worry about Tamaki..he always gets like this when a girl, or guy talks to me who are not clients.” “Oh..okay then.” You said giggling. “Say, would you like to hang out sometime?” Haruhi asked you. “R-really??” You asked. “Sure! Why not? It would be nice to be around a girl for once.” She said, looking back at the guys with flat look. You smiled and nodded quickly. “Okay then! How about we go to my house?” You asked her. She smiled and nodded. “Yeah okay. In 10 mintues?” “Sure! Mr. Tanaki, my driver can pick us up!” You smiled, and she nodded. “Great!” “What’s goin’ on over here…” Tamaki said lowly, somehow managing to look serious. “Oh hey Tamaki. (Y/n) and I were just talking about how we’re gonna hang out after school together.” She said smiling. He froze and twitched. “Oh no here we go ag-” “NO!!! YOU HAVE TO ASK DADDY FIRST!!! AND I SAY NO!! DADDY WON’T ALLOW IT!” He yelled. She rolled her eyes and crossed her arms. “So? I don’t care. I want to hang out with (y/n) because I want to get to know her better. And besides, it would be nice to hang out with a girl my age and just talk like regular girls.” She said. Tamaki flinched again and walked back to his emo corner. “Wow she showed him..” One of the twins whispered to the other. “Yeah..” The other said back. “AND IT WAS SOOO CUTE!!” They said at the same time, lunging over to them and tackling her into a big hug. You giggled as you saw her struggle against the twins and managed to pry them off of her. “But hey-” “You two should be careful.” “Why?” You both said. “Because is the boss doesn’t want you two hanging out-” “Then that means he’s gonna follow you.” They said. Then Haruhi went pail. “Hey what’s wrong?” You asked. “Nothing…just a memory about this one summer I had…” She said. (If you didn’t watch that episode then you suck. XP) The twins smirked and made a sly smile at her. “I don’t know what you’re talking about~” “We had a lot of fun~” “I was trying to get away from you guys for ONE summer…BUT YOU HAD TO FOLLOW ME!” She said yelling the last part. They both chuckled. “Hey, eaasy!~” “Yeah no need to get upset with us!” The both said in unison.
“It was Tamakis’ idea.” She sighed and rolled her eyes. “Well we’re out of here. Bye everyone!” She said waving to everyone and you did to, then she pulled you out of there. “Wow…just wow..” “Yeah, I know. I have to deal with that every day..” You giggled a little and smiled. “Well come on, I’ll call Mr. Tamaki and he can come and pick us up, okay?” You said, and she smiled and nodded and then you both walked out the doors and sat on a little bench by the little pond. You dug you hand into your purse and brought out your phone. While you were on the phone, Tamaki was staring at you both from a safe distance….and he was dressed in detective cosplay. “Pssst!” Tamaki whispered to Haruhi, hoping that you wouldn’t hear and she would. “Huh? What the…Tamaki!?!” She exclaimed, glaring at him and then stormed over. “What the frick do you want!?” She said, but keeping it down so you couldn’t hear. “I’m here to make sure my little girl is safe!” He said. She rolled her eyes and facepalmed. “How many times do I have to tell you I’m NOT your daughter!!?” She exclaimed, then sighed annoyedly. “Look, I’m going over (y/n)’s just to have some fun okay! I’ll be back later.” She said. “But why don’t you wanna hang out with daddy!!” He whined. “Let’s face it Tamaki. I would rather hangout with a normal girl then a guy who acts like an obnoxious Barbie.” She retorted and left, leaving Tamaki to wallow in his emoness and jealousy. “Wow she got your really good boss!” The twins said in unison, then high-fiving each other and snickered evilly. Instead of his emo corner, he went to a tree and used that as an emo corner. “Saay Hikaru?~” Kaoru whispered to his twin, making sure it was loud enough for Tamaki to hear. “What is it, Kaoru?~” He whispered back in a sly tone, then they both looked at Tamaki with mischievous looks. “If Haruhi keeps hanging out with (y/n)-~” “Then she might not want to hang out with Tamaki anymore..~” “Yeeah~” “Poor Tamaki~” The both said with evil smirks, looking at the poor blond twitching on the ground. “E-ever?” Tamaki asked quietly, curled up in a little ball, rocking himself. “NEVER~” They both said, their menacing smirks growing even wider. “Ah well..too bad, so sad boss~” “Yeah, unlike you we have nothing to cry about.” “We still get to see Haruhi in class then you do~” Tamaki let out a dramatic scream and fell onto the grass crying, then stopped. “Wait…actually this is bad news for YOU to..” He said, a smug smirk growing on his face to. “What’re you talking about?” They said, giving him looks of disbelief. “Well, (Y/n) is a first-year student am I right?” He asked them.
They nodded. “Yeah, so?” “Then that would mean she would be in all of Haruhi’s classes..” He said in a more sly tone. They both went wide eyed. “Y-yeah..?” They said, getting a little more nervous. “Well let’s just say they get close…Haruhi may not want to sit next to you two and might just sit next to (y/n)..” He said, his eyes darkening and a smug smirk on his face. “W-WHAT!?!” They both screeched, their faces turning red with anger and jealousy. Back to you two… “Hi Mr. Tamaki!” You said cheerfully, waving at your driver as he pulled up. He got out, smiled warmly, and tipped his hat. “Hello there Miss! Who’s your friend?” He asked. “This is Haruhi Fujioka!” You said, and she smiled and waved. “Well, hello Miss. Fujioka!” He said smiling, and waved. “Hi!” She said. He opened the door for you two and then you two got in. He got in, adjusted his review mirror, and looked back at you two. “So, where we off to today, ladies?” He asked. “Home please!” You said happily. He nodded and drove off.